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15 November 2009 @ 09:07 pm
I figured I'd make a little post about myself to let people know a little more.

I'm 22 years old.

I'm very shy in real life, so shy that I find it too difficult to talk to people. Online I am a totally different person.

Though I know how to spell and use proper grammar, I like to type and spell like a complete moron at times. I'll add the letter "z" or just talk like a jackass for fun. If you don't like it, suck it.

I'm a die hard Mets, Jets, and Islanders fan. I watch all the games (well at least all that I can), and support my teams as much as possible. I get agitated at other fans when they propose idiotic ideas to make the team better, or complain about shit that doesn't matter.

I love all kinds video games. I'm a huge Nintendo geek, but as of late my 360 has taken over my life. I'm currently playing NHL 10 and mixing in the occasional Guitar Hero, Assassin's Creed, or Grand Theft Auto. I'm waiting on getting a PS3 so I can finally play MGS4, and Heavy Rain.

I'm into comic books, though I'm sad to say that I have not read any new comics in quite a long time. I just recently re-read The Dark Knight Returns and Raise The Dead.

I listen to a weird array of music. My favorite bands/artists are: Alice in Chains, Tool, Snow Patrol, Nirvana, Beastie Boys, and Regina Spektor. I also listen to DMX, Jay-Z, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Mark Lanegan, Queens of the Stone Age, Queen, Jimi Hendrix, Metallica, and various other metal, grunge, rap, and rock.

I'm attracted to nerdy girls into comics and video games. I usually prefer dark hair.. and glasses are a plus. Japanese girls are <3 too.

I can be pretty weird at times, and I tend to be interested in weird topics.

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Current Mood: bored
 
 
elzies
13 August 2009 @ 10:44 pm
OMG so my dog is sad and lonely so I figure I'd cheer him up. Now i have fleas.



THANKS YOU BASTARD. 
 
 
Current Location: United States, New York
 
 
elzies
12 August 2009 @ 01:37 pm
Alright.. I'm bored so I figured I'd post something here. The one thing I hate more than anything is when Mac users try to convert me from PC-to-Mac. Hey, I'm sure you love your Mac. I don't. The typical conversation between us goes like this:

Them: Hey, you use a Mac right?


Me: No..


*they roll their eyes at me*


Them: Why not? Don't you know it's better than Windows? There are no viruses for Macs..


Me: I'm not a moron.. I don't get virsues anyway.


Them: Yeah well.. my old PC was soooo slow.. my Mac is so much faster


Me: Again, I'm not an idiot. My comptuer isn't full of shit to slow me down like malware and random fucking programs  that aren't needed. I have enough RAM to keep a nice speed.


Them: Yeah well.. my Mac came with all this software that I didn't even have to buy.. HA, how much did you pay for your programs?


Me: Wait didn't you spend like fucking 8 trillion on that Mac? So you basically just paid for the programs up front.. and Sorry I've spent $0. Now stop trying to convert me.

Listen, I'm sure there are some good qualities for Macs, but if those three things are all you have to justify owning a Mac. Please stop trying to convert people.. especially me. Oh, and you give me that dirty look when I say I have a PC ever again and I'll kill you. THX.

 

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Current Location: United States, New York
Current Music: A Tale of Two Sisters Soundtrack
 
 
elzies
04 June 2009 @ 01:25 am
 Well, I am bored. Still too lazy to start this though.

In the process of perhaps turning elZombie.com back to a horror movie review website.. once this laziness takes a hike.


 
 
Current Mood: lazy
Current Music: Cibo Matto - Sugar Water
 
 
 
 

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